What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:22
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
The exit of ad giant WPP's CEO signals the end of Madison Avenue as we knew it - Business Insider
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
No way
So they tried
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Skyrim meets Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag in gorgeous new RPG - GAMINGbible
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Then came..
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Here's How Much Traders Expect Apple Stock to Move After WWDC - Investopedia
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
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No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
OpenAI’s first AI device with Jony Ive won’t be a wearable - The Verge
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones